You could be playin' fooball, on a fooball fiel', wid a fooball.
Bob Nelson was one of the funniest stand-up comics in the mid '80's. Below is a clip of one of my all time favorite sets. Enjoy!
Spoonerisms - Tips of the Slung, or...my life, defined.
About Me
- Georgie
- I'm a vagabond, a gypsie, a nomad (if you will)...stuck in the body and life of an average, bloated, underachieving, overeducated American. I'm doing the Wind Dance - asking to be blown in a new direction. Hurry.
Seriously though. I'm a 43 yo, college educated woman. I currently live in the Austin, Texas area - finally. I am on sabbatical from the corporate world, and believe I have found my quintessential happiness...for now. I still take suggestions. (Modified 1/09)
Links I Like
Followers
Indiscriminate Thoughts and Random Quips
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I'm out of paper. Can you fax me a sheet?
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Walking a dog is like driving a boat. You try to turn, but it takes 2 minutes to actually get pointed in the right direction.
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I'm not an atheist - I don't deny the existence of God. And I'm not agnostic - I don't NOT deny that God might exist. Wait...that's a double negative.
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I wonder if quantum foam can be used as a contraceptive.
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Come on! Now that one's just good!
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I think, subconsciously, I practice the law of repulsion. Everything I want, I still don't get...and everything I don't want, plagues me like a rash.
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My stream of consciousness has been visited by a beaver....that built a dam.
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To an ex girlfriend, "Does this turtleneck make me look fat?"
Her, "No, your face does!"
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Blog Title Credit
The title of my blog comes from my brother-in-law. He's, by far, the funniest guy I know. Thanks for your humor, Eron.
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